Frenchtown, USA

Frenchtown is a small town situated west of Missoula, Montana. It says there are more men here than women but everywhere I look there are women. Large FAT single (you aren't surprised) women.

I got me a real nice place here. 15 acres with a creek cutting through the top left corner of the place. 4 outbuildings all in great condition. The house has 4 bedrooms but only one bathroom. I'm sacrificing one bedroom to add two more bathrooms. The single bath here now will be a 1/2 bath and the door will face into the back porch which I'm turning into a mudroom.

I got me an Indian lady coming in twice a week to clean house. She makes the best fry bread and she's not fat. I could marry a woman who cooks this good. But she has 3 sons and I am not ready to pay for that! Good boys though. Indians raise respectful children I give them that.

Time for a new J.O.B.

It is official. I am retired after 26 years in the Air Force. What to do what to DO?

I met a woman a hundred years ago who used to read tea leaves. These were ugly wet things left clinging to the side of her cup once her tea was drunk up.

She told me my dog would die and he did. She told me I would get a promotion and a medal and I did. She told me my wife would leave me for another man and she did after she found out I was sleeping with a woman who read tea leaves.