If you don't have any kids with her, never give the EXwife your phone number.
Oh it's only for emergencies Jack.
So what in her schizoid mind is an emergency?
I've had too much to drink Jack. I miss you in bed Jack. Can you drive 3 hours to Great Falls and fuck me Jack? No strings attached Jack.
Sure thing honey because nothing gets me hornier than a mascara-smeared, slack faced 40-something who can't hold her liquor. Drunk on a woman stops being cute at 20.
Changing the phone number and Blackfoot charges for that. I should bill the bitch.
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