Time for a new J.O.B.

It is official. I am retired after 26 years in the Air Force. What to do what to DO?

I met a woman a hundred years ago who used to read tea leaves. These were ugly wet things left clinging to the side of her cup once her tea was drunk up.

She told me my dog would die and he did. She told me I would get a promotion and a medal and I did. She told me my wife would leave me for another man and she did after she found out I was sleeping with a woman who read tea leaves.